BenJammins ATV Jammin' Throw Blankie
Imagine this. You're watching BenJammins while lounging on the sofa. You look down at your feet and you see that they are turning blue due to frostbite. What better way to avoid that than with a BenJammins ATV Jammins' blanket? This soft silk touch throw blanket is the softest thing you'll ever touch and is ideal for lounging on the couch during chilly evenings while watching BenJammins. Blanket portrays when BenJammins is famously struck by lightning while taking a joy-ride Jamming on his favorite ATV.
• 100% BenJammins approved
• 100% polyester
• Blanket size: 50″ × 60″ (127 × 153 cm)
• Soft silk touch fabric
• Printing on one side
• White reverse side
• Flame retardant
• Blank product sourced from China
• Not Jam proof
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We defeated the British, so I'm not sure that we need a Mission statement. I'm going to go get dressed for streaming now. Time to Jam. Bring me some tea. Are you still writing down what I'm saying? Stop. You're the worst assistant ever. Worse than Siri.
BenJammins is the Founding Father of Memes, professor of Memology 101 at the Academy of Jamology. Inventor, Diplomat, Twitch streamer... BenJammins can Jam on them all.